Sunday, May 20, 2012

Apology Packs Are Go!


Apology Packs are currently whizzing their way to areas as diverse as Zimbabwe, Afghanistan and Nepal!
 The packs contain a bar of chocolate and a bottle of olive oil. There is also an accompanying note which reads:
"To Whom It May Concern...

We would like to take this opportunity to apologise for being such decadent rich fuckwits. When this empire finally collapses, please do not come and kill us.

Sincerely,
Rich Europeans."

We do look forward to hearing back from our recipients. To find out more be sure to keep up to date with our blog!




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